If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be?

Ha! I have never been a huge fan of team sports. I do not judge anyone who loves sports, I am just not going to be able to relate to their zeal. Happiness is contagious tho. So when my partner is happily watching team sports, I am also happy.

I was the kid always picked last when the teacher very cruelly allowed the children to choose their team members. I sincerely hope that educators no longer allow this practice, especially when it's so easy to use the number system in creating teams. 

This question is quite far out of my league, and I wasn't even going to try and answer it.But I can twist and bend a question any way that suits me, so here goes. 

My daughter and I enjoy making up bizarre scenarios and inventions. As an example, one day when we were trying to get the dirt out of our rock pathway, my daughter invented "The Fine Mesh Outdoor Vacuum." It will suck up the dirt, while leaving the rocks alone. This vacuum has been an ongoing platform for us, in creating numerous funny scenarios. This is how we are, the two of us.

We once started a pretend vigilante group that we named "The Fist."😂😂😂👊👊👊

So this will be the "sports team" that I am going to start. It will be a group of vigilante justice fighters whose specialty will be mixed martial arts. Naturally, our uniform will be camouflage fatigues. Blending in is important, after all, whilst justice is fighting. We need to catch the predators unaware, no matter what environment they are in tho, so the colors of our fatigues will change depending on where our target was situated.

But otherwise, for this query, our uniform colors will be varying shades of grey and green. Basically whatever hunters wear. Our mascot is a giant fist that can steamroll unruly crowds as a secondary bonus ability. We hold tournaments with opposing teams to hone our skills and stay sharp. These teams may be corrupt politicians, insurance companies, corporation CEOs, or street gangs. It all depends. We fight all sorts of injustice after all. 

BTW, we are always looking for recruits. Let us know in the comments if you want to join us in our fight for justice. We will contact you, at an unknown time and place. It could be today, tomorrow, next week, next month, or years from now. Stay vigilant, stay alert and be ready.😂😂😂👊👊👊